Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Wednesday's Words of Wisdom

The difference between 1 and 3 years old?  Profound.

The difference between 10 and 12?  Puberty.

The difference between 20 and 22?  Legal drinking age.

The difference between 36 and 38?  Like falling down a flight of stairs, knocking yourself unconscious, and waking up several hours later, thinking "What the fuck just happened?"

I will enlighten you on my perspective of later years as they come to me.